Games? Where!?

best-of-funny:

jennstarkid:

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

Oh my god I thought this was Captin Jack Harkness before I read the commentary

X

(Source: railmix)

chinad011:

pineapplebananacurry:

cookingformorons:

greencarnations:

How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/

And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.

QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL

pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.

make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok

KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:

1. SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)
2. make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot
3. crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.
4. COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN
5. DON’T. STIR.
6. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR
7. Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.
8. no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again

this is as close as you’ll get to ramen made in a restaurant…

noreblogginghere:

creepyclosetcritter:

magiifox:

antfish:

natsufatsu:

Remember these?

Snake: Invisibility

Rat: Motion to the Motionless

Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes

Sheep: Astral Projection

Dragon: Combustion

Rabbit: Super Speed

Monkey: Animorph

Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance

Ox: Super Strength 

Horse: Healing

Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 

Dog: Immortality

“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“ONE MORE THING!”

“MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC!”

“Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao…
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao…”

Right in the childhood Q_Q

(Source: kurt-daddy)

dapperpants:

midnightcollector:

cosmicremix:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

secretcheri:

psiidmon:

canisfamiliaris:

Bras Do Not Work and Cause More Problems

The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.

holy shit what have we done to ourselves

 This is a huge deal folks. We have literally been told that not wearing a bra is the worst thing a woman can do to herself. And I’ve always embraced that since I am a pretty big girl and I enjoy not having my knockers knocking around. But this….Well I don’t feel like I can go around outside without a bra, but I will from now on take it off at home (which i usually keep it on until bedtime) and where i’m comfortable…This really…is one of those things that changes everything.

as i read this aloud me and emma took off our bras

I almost never wear my bra at home. It’s uncomfortable and gives me shoulder/neck pains. I gotta wear it outside though because OH HEY NIPPLES. The damn thing also gave me an awful rash on my left side that lasted for over two weeks. This is apparently rather common, just never had it happen to me until now.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Reblogging for my gals
Everything I thought I knew about bras is a lie :U

Make sure you read the whole article before you take off your bra:

‘While his initial results “validated the hypothesis that the bra is a false ‘need’,” he says that women who have been wearing bras for a long time would not gain any benefit from stopping now.’

bass-slayer-91:

elixds:

I imagine they’re randomly racing to meals (are they ever a normal family?). I miss their familly shenanigans ;A;

They said that Sparda is a harmonious combination of Dante’s rebellious streak and Vergil’s collected mind but of course, he’s the legendary level.

Vergil rides bareback because his ass is magnetised. Dante, you can’t outsass the legend himself. Better think your aspiration over. Eva’s probably the only lady who can match Sparda’s sass uuu OTP (≧ω≦)~♡

ps. Meltfire is back active, guys!

lakfj;dlfkja;dflkjdsf THIS REMINDS ME THAT I WANT TO WRITE SOME DOMESTIC FLUFFY NONSENSE WITH EVA AND SPARDA YESSSSSS

junpoco:

2013/4/9/21:03/ ❤❤❤❤ Photo by @hiderin777 Edited by me ❤❤❤❤ by james2231 http://bit.ly/XATDFo

(Source: mani023fav)

mamakurl0z:

You guys remember the April Fool’s Day virus? The Mandem Pig one? Yeah, it’s back.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU SEE THIS POST:

• DO NOT GO TO THE LINK
• DO NOT GO TO THE LINK
• DO NOT GO TO THE LINK
• DO NOT GO TO THE LINK
• DO NOT GO TO THE LINK
• at all
• period
• delete it from your askbox 
• don’t publish it

Today I had my good girl thinking cap on, so when I saw “MandemPig” and the email address I knew there was trouble. Stop CISPA my ass.

Reblog and spread the word.

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

hellanne:

(by Ciara Richardson)